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[xin_shan_quan_girl]

Card games?!

CARD GAMES?!

An entire Netherworld full of badass fighters, and the first fuckin' tournament I see around here is for a motherfuckin' CARD GAME?! The hell is wrong with you all?!

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[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Hey. HEY!

Children's Card Games are serious freaking business!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Serious business?! This ain't serious business! You want serious business? Try havin' a dyin' martial arts form yer supposed to pass onto th' next generation before conkin' it! This is bullshit, is what it is!

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've used Card Games to prevent the apocalypse at LEAST twice!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Cue sputtering.

How the fuck does that even WORK?!

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

I'm not ENTIRELY sure, but ancient Egyptian laser beams are somehow involved.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you're doin' it, but you're makin' LESS sense the more you talk.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... it's weird, isn't it?

But I think somebody actually passed a bill for it awhile back, if I remember right...

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Somebody passed a bill for a goddamn card tournament? Fuckin' hell, if it's that easy, maybe I should pass a bill for something that actually requires some goddamn SKILL.

Fffff wrong Reisen account I'm sorry orz

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

You probably could if you really wanted to.

I'm not really much for tournaments, so I hope you'd understand why I wouldn't want to participate...

*pats*

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll put it on my "to do" list, then.

Eh, I getcha. Not everybody's into the whole "showing how good you kick ass" thing.

That's what I get for having two incarnations of the same character

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Mm...

... speaking of which, you offered to train me before in your martial arts, right? Since everybody's caught up in this card tournament, maybe it'd be a good time for us to start with that?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Ah, so you wanna learn some Xin Shan Quan, eh? I'll warn ya, it ain't exactly easy trainin'. And I'm still tryin' t' find some ideal trainin' spots around here. But if you think you're up to it, I can teach ya the basics.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't exactly have an easy going life back in Gensokyo. We can at least start with the basics and see how well I keep up.

[tiltingwindmill.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's a good distraction. And you get to see which people are the dirty rotten cheaters.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

You still haven't figured it out yet? You don't try and figure out who're th' dirty rotten cheaters around here!

You try to figure out who ISN'T!

[tiltingwindmill.livejournal.com]

Only it's a question of which is the really bad dirty cheater.

[He laughs, and grins rather cockeyed]

Relax, considering it a break. Who knows, it might be a proper tournament next time.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

I damn well hope it's a proper tournament next time! I'm feeling rusty!

[tiltingwindmill.livejournal.com]

And I'm itchin' for a good duel, manno-a-manno. Most of the monsters here don't really make for a good fight.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Though there'll probably be a metric fuckton of dirty tricks pulled around here. Not really lookin' forward to THAT.

[whatisavacation.livejournal.com]

I find it interesting.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's not really life or death. Besides, a place like this? Everybody and their damn dog will just turn it into a fistfight anyway, so why the fuck not just go whole hog?

[whatisavacation.livejournal.com]

Life or death combat should be reserved for something slightly more important than competition, anyway... but that's true. I'm trying to make sure my opponents follow the rules, but it's not easy.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

You really are in the wrong damn place for getting folks t' follow the rules. Unless yer up against one 'a them "delinquents," anyway.

[whatisavacation.livejournal.com]

Delinquents?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Basically the exact OPPOSITE of what you'd expect th' word to mean.