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[xin_shan_quan_girl]

Card games?!

CARD GAMES?!

An entire Netherworld full of badass fighters, and the first fuckin' tournament I see around here is for a motherfuckin' CARD GAME?! The hell is wrong with you all?!

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[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Hey. HEY!

Children's Card Games are serious freaking business!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... it's weird, isn't it?

But I think somebody actually passed a bill for it awhile back, if I remember right...

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Serious business?! This ain't serious business! You want serious business? Try havin' a dyin' martial arts form yer supposed to pass onto th' next generation before conkin' it! This is bullshit, is what it is!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Somebody passed a bill for a goddamn card tournament? Fuckin' hell, if it's that easy, maybe I should pass a bill for something that actually requires some goddamn SKILL.

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've used Card Games to prevent the apocalypse at LEAST twice!

Fffff wrong Reisen account I'm sorry orz

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

You probably could if you really wanted to.

I'm not really much for tournaments, so I hope you'd understand why I wouldn't want to participate...

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Cue sputtering.

How the fuck does that even WORK?!

*pats*

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll put it on my "to do" list, then.

Eh, I getcha. Not everybody's into the whole "showing how good you kick ass" thing.

[merry-slavemas.livejournal.com]

I'm not ENTIRELY sure, but ancient Egyptian laser beams are somehow involved.

That's what I get for having two incarnations of the same character

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Mm...

... speaking of which, you offered to train me before in your martial arts, right? Since everybody's caught up in this card tournament, maybe it'd be a good time for us to start with that?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you're doin' it, but you're makin' LESS sense the more you talk.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Ah, so you wanna learn some Xin Shan Quan, eh? I'll warn ya, it ain't exactly easy trainin'. And I'm still tryin' t' find some ideal trainin' spots around here. But if you think you're up to it, I can teach ya the basics.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't exactly have an easy going life back in Gensokyo. We can at least start with the basics and see how well I keep up.

[tiltingwindmill.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's a good distraction. And you get to see which people are the dirty rotten cheaters.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Works as well as anything. Well, first things first, show me what you got. And none of that bullet spam bullshit: only yer fists and yer body.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

You still haven't figured it out yet? You don't try and figure out who're th' dirty rotten cheaters around here!

You try to figure out who ISN'T!

[tiltingwindmill.livejournal.com]

Only it's a question of which is the really bad dirty cheater.

[He laughs, and grins rather cockeyed]

Relax, considering it a break. Who knows, it might be a proper tournament next time.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah, I know.

*Reisen takes off her blazer, setting it off to the side so her movements aren't as restricted*

So... what did you want me to do, exactly? Just... attack you?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

I damn well hope it's a proper tournament next time! I'm feeling rusty!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Yeah! And do it like you mean it!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*Reisen nods at that... before suddenly shooting forward with practiced movements while aiming a chop towards Li's throat; attempting a sort of knock out blow or something, i'unno... it's clearly military training. She's being careful to not leave herself open.*

[whatisavacation.livejournal.com]

I find it interesting.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Well, military training is all well and good!

...except when we're dealing with kung fu, anyway. Li spirals away, grabbing at the fist and countering with a powerful blow all her own. We'd describe it if the mun wasn't more familiar with karate than kung fu.

Not bad, not bad! You got some trainin' I see!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's not really life or death. Besides, a place like this? Everybody and their damn dog will just turn it into a fistfight anyway, so why the fuck not just go whole hog?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

((We can be fail melee describers together~ \o/ ))

*Reisen mostly deflects the punch with her free hand, but winces a bit as she takes some of the blow. Now that she's in close, the moon rabbit attempts to grab Li's wrist to get her into some kind of CQC hold.*

((Yeah, Reisen can easily take out scrubs and grunts with her bare hands, but pitting that training against a kung fu master? Feel free to godmod whatever you want to do with the rabbit))