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[xin_shan_quan_girl]

"...of a fucking BITCH!"

It's fairly obvious from that last bit that our latest kidnapping victim NEW RESIDENT OF HAPPINESS has just finished up a fairly colorful line of invective. Sort of unusual to snag 'em while they're aware they're being snagged. Not like they could do anything about it.

On the plus side, the cliff she's appeared on has a rather nice view of the surrounding area.

Not AGAIN! Whose demonic ass am I going to have to kick THIS time to get me back home?!

Her expression is more of exasperation than of shock. Apparently this isn't the first time this has happened.

((OOC: She's looking for Reimu's shrine now. For a TALK. Thanks, Yuyuko.))

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[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

That would be Baal.

But there's the problem of the Dimensional Gate being broken as well as missing its operator...

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Baal? Like the blood product? Whatever, at least his name's not some goddamn weird variant on "Odio."

Didn't need a dimensional gate to take me here, why the hell would they need one to send me back?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Er... I don't know anything about a Baal blood product.

And... I don't know. I'm not in charge here, I was taken here just like you were.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Ya splash it on bad guys and it hurts like a bitch. So I hear, anyway, never used the stuff properly. Kinda freaked me out to even be carrying it around. Damn creepy demon world.

Ugh. I can't believe this has happened to me TWICE. When I find this Baal guy, I'm gonna...

Deep breath. Palms together. Calm the mind.

...sorry, I know you ain't responsible. I'm just a little annoyed. Bastard snagged me right in the middle of training the new kids.

al;fjiawef Yuyuko don't sic' the new person on poor Reisen! XD

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

It's alright, don't worry about it. This is rather sudden for you, after all. It was for me, too...

Oh, um... *Reisen bows politely* I'm Reisen Udongein Inaba.

My GOD it's a good thing she has slightly more discipline than at the beginning of the game.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Li Kuugo.

She nearly adds "Master of Xin Shan Quan," then decides it's best not to advertise it unless she has to; instead, she just bows back.

So you got stuck in this thing too? Man, this just seems more and more like Odio's shit each time. Only thing missing was a creepy voice before I showed up here tellin' me what an idiot I am for actually bein' HUMAN.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Calling you an idiot for... being human?

That doesn't make sense, it's not like you could control what you were born as.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Nah, but the guy was off his nut. Gave up bein' human to be a demon. Never really found out why proper, but fer some reason he thought he oughta teach US why we were doin' the wrong thing. Of course, he was the one who got the lesson in the end. HA.

...hey, where the hell's my stuff?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Most of your things are probably in the bank. I can show you there, if you want.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Maybe in a little bit. I gotta figure out what the hell sorta place this is first.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

You're in the Netherworld.

It's... supposed to be a sort of hell, I suppose? Just, it's not as bad as you'd expect.

Don't worry, though. Since you didn't show up here as a prinny, you're not dead.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Ch. It's already better than that... what the hell was it, "Lucretia" place. At least it's got some LIFE to it.

...the hell's a Prinny?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Prinnies are the souls of the damned that are put into... um... stuffed penguins with peg legs.

You'll see them soon enough. They're basically the labor force around here.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...stuffed penguins with peg legs.

What the hell kinda God condemns you to a life of bein' a stuffed animal?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*Reisen shrugs helplessly*

Also, they explode if thrown, so be careful with them.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...

...

PFFT HA HA HA HA HA. Explodin' penguins! Man, at least this Baal fucker's got a sense of humor!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not sure if it was his idea or not. I've heard about other Netherworlds that have them, too.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Still pretty goddamn hilarious, though. All Odio had was creepy shit.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but I kind of feel sorry for the people who get stuck in those bodies.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

God, 'r whatever moves in mysterious ways. Better like that than something more tormented, y'know.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I suppose it could be worse... though some prinnies get stuck with terrible masters.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I ain't one to comment, bein' young and dumb at all. I think that if they really want out, they can work to get out, though. It's all about findin' the motivation to do so. Which ain't to say you can't help 'em FIND the motivation, but that's just the way I see it.