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[xin_shan_quan_girl]

"...of a fucking BITCH!"

It's fairly obvious from that last bit that our latest kidnapping victim NEW RESIDENT OF HAPPINESS has just finished up a fairly colorful line of invective. Sort of unusual to snag 'em while they're aware they're being snagged. Not like they could do anything about it.

On the plus side, the cliff she's appeared on has a rather nice view of the surrounding area.

Not AGAIN! Whose demonic ass am I going to have to kick THIS time to get me back home?!

Her expression is more of exasperation than of shock. Apparently this isn't the first time this has happened.

((OOC: She's looking for Reimu's shrine now. For a TALK. Thanks, Yuyuko.))

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[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

That would be Baal.

But there's the problem of the Dimensional Gate being broken as well as missing its operator...

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

Reimu Hakurei.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Baal? Like the blood product? Whatever, at least his name's not some goddamn weird variant on "Odio."

Didn't need a dimensional gate to take me here, why the hell would they need one to send me back?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Who the what? Why the hell would this Reimu person want to snag me?

And th' bunny girl said it was Baal or somethin'. Where's a straight answer when I need one?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Er... I don't know anything about a Baal blood product.

And... I don't know. I'm not in charge here, I was taken here just like you were.

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

She's very sinister. the bunny girl is likely one of her minions.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Ya splash it on bad guys and it hurts like a bitch. So I hear, anyway, never used the stuff properly. Kinda freaked me out to even be carrying it around. Damn creepy demon world.

Ugh. I can't believe this has happened to me TWICE. When I find this Baal guy, I'm gonna...

Deep breath. Palms together. Calm the mind.

...sorry, I know you ain't responsible. I'm just a little annoyed. Bastard snagged me right in the middle of training the new kids.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

She eyes her a bit suspiciously.

All right, let's say you're right. Where do I find this Reimu gal to shake out some answers?

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

There's a nice-looking little shrine next to the castle. She lives inside it.

al;fjiawef Yuyuko don't sic' the new person on poor Reisen! XD

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

It's alright, don't worry about it. This is rather sudden for you, after all. It was for me, too...

Oh, um... *Reisen bows politely* I'm Reisen Udongein Inaba.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

You're siccin' me on a SHRINE MAIDEN?!

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

A sinister shrine maiden.

My GOD it's a good thing she has slightly more discipline than at the beginning of the game.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Li Kuugo.

She nearly adds "Master of Xin Shan Quan," then decides it's best not to advertise it unless she has to; instead, she just bows back.

So you got stuck in this thing too? Man, this just seems more and more like Odio's shit each time. Only thing missing was a creepy voice before I showed up here tellin' me what an idiot I am for actually bein' HUMAN.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...Right. I'm findin' this girl, and if I find out you're bullshittin' me, we're having WORDS, lady.

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

How scary.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Calling you an idiot for... being human?

That doesn't make sense, it's not like you could control what you were born as.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Damn STRAIGHT.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Nah, but the guy was off his nut. Gave up bein' human to be a demon. Never really found out why proper, but fer some reason he thought he oughta teach US why we were doin' the wrong thing. Of course, he was the one who got the lesson in the end. HA.

...hey, where the hell's my stuff?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Most of your things are probably in the bank. I can show you there, if you want.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Maybe in a little bit. I gotta figure out what the hell sorta place this is first.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

You're in the Netherworld.

It's... supposed to be a sort of hell, I suppose? Just, it's not as bad as you'd expect.

Don't worry, though. Since you didn't show up here as a prinny, you're not dead.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Ch. It's already better than that... what the hell was it, "Lucretia" place. At least it's got some LIFE to it.

...the hell's a Prinny?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Prinnies are the souls of the damned that are put into... um... stuffed penguins with peg legs.

You'll see them soon enough. They're basically the labor force around here.

She senses your undeserved obscurity!

[not-in-windows.livejournal.com]

[Just shakes her head at Yuyuko. As long as she dosen't destroy the shrine...]

Welcome to the Netherworld. You sound like you have some experiences with places like this.

Re: She senses your undeserved obscurity!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Somethin' like that. Some nutcase named Odio snagged me outta nowhere a while back. That time, we just had to kick his ass and we went home. Felt kinda sorry for the dick in the end, but what can you do?

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...stuffed penguins with peg legs.

What the hell kinda God condemns you to a life of bein' a stuffed animal?

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

*Reisen shrugs helplessly*

Also, they explode if thrown, so be careful with them.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...

...

PFFT HA HA HA HA HA. Explodin' penguins! Man, at least this Baal fucker's got a sense of humor!

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not sure if it was his idea or not. I've heard about other Netherworlds that have them, too.

[not-in-windows.livejournal.com]

At least my prior experience with demons weren't so...forced.

Seems to be the case here also, although at this point challenging Baal would be unwise. <3

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Still pretty goddamn hilarious, though. All Odio had was creepy shit.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

She looks about ready to argue that point, then closes her eyes for a moment and takes a deep breath.

Well, that makes sense I suppose. It took four of us to put down Odio. Guy like this Baal fucker is probably --

Hang on, you say it's Baal too. So why was that one chick claiming it was this Reimu gal?

[not-in-windows.livejournal.com]

The ghost is trying to motivate Reimu to defeat Baal by turning everything against her. Reimu, you see, has beaten the goddess of Makai (with my help), Makai being a place much like this Netherworld, possibly even another name for it. She's likely one of our best chances for getting back. Not that I quite want to yet.

I have half a mind to tell her about all this, but we don't get along that well. <3

Still, I'm not even sure Reimu can do anything about Baal.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but I kind of feel sorry for the people who get stuck in those bodies.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

God, 'r whatever moves in mysterious ways. Better like that than something more tormented, y'know.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Huh. So this gal, she wants t' motivate her, eh?

...

Bahahaha! Ah, what the hell, I'm stuck here. Might be nice to fight another tough girl. We can teach each other stuff.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I suppose it could be worse... though some prinnies get stuck with terrible masters.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I ain't one to comment, bein' young and dumb at all. I think that if they really want out, they can work to get out, though. It's all about findin' the motivation to do so. Which ain't to say you can't help 'em FIND the motivation, but that's just the way I see it.

[not-in-windows.livejournal.com]

You'll find no shortage of them here. Have fun! <3