xin_shan_quan_girl | (no subject)

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Strengthen the mind and the body will follow... clear your mind of all earthly concerns, the mind is your greatest weapon -- aw fuck it.

Hey, they got a television in this chapel? I got time t' kill until this wedding and I wanna watch "Netherworld's Funniest Home Videos."

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...We've lost our powers, and you want to watch television?

Hey, it's not like I can do anythin' about it. Might as well pass the time fer a bit. Besides, what would y' rather do? Mope, or watch a little quality entertainment?

"Quality," of course, being exceedingly subjective here.

But you should be getting ready for battle, right?

Hey! I'm ready! I just wanna be ready and watch dumbasses do things for 10,000 Hel on the side.

...

Well, I guess we need some fun at this time.

That's what I'm talkin' about! You let this get you too down, you let assholes like that guy on television who announced this shit win, you got it? Despair weakens th' mind.

Besides, that shit is FUN-NY!

You're right. Hope is the best thing!

Seriously...?

[he's going between turrets and getting the lay of the church for vulnerable spots]

Of all... ugh, anyone got a deck of cards?

What? This stuff's great! I didn't have it back home! I gotta find SOME good in this crap.

Eh, if it's like the stuff back home, most of it is rigged.

Who CARES?

Maybe it's different here. You ready for trouble?

[yes, serious penguin is serious]

A kung fu master's always ready fer trouble, penguin.

[There's a slight growl as he found a deck of cards, and started to play Solitaire]

Call me Snake.

Yeah, I heard ya before. Snake th' penguin. Pfft ha ha ha, there's something kinda funny about that.

Don't think I gave ya my name back. Li Kuugo. Pleasure t' meet ya, Snake th' penguin.

Just Snake. No Penguin. It's the name I used when I was human, Li.

Yeah, yeah, don't be so uptight. Gonna be a miserable afterlife if you don't at least appreciate th' humor of yer situation.

Hm.

[He shifts a few cards, flippers are surprisingly agile]

It's not my kind of humor.

So what is, then?

Don't think the TV's gonna do you any good. Wedding's kicking in an hour!

~~AND I'M SLLOOOOWWWW!~~

An hour?! Aw man. Ah well, suppose I can catch more later.

Say, I ain't good with these Japanese names. Which one's the guy, which is the girl?

*snickers*

Well Setsuna can look like a guy if you squint real hard. And don't be fooled by Konoka's girliness, she wears the pants!

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Two gals are gettin' married?

That's... allowed?

Of course it is, it's the Netherworld!

Fucking hell, this place is a culture shock.

Netherworld tends to do that.

They've been together and through so much, I guess that's why they're tying the knot despite being young.

I s'pose I can see that. Gonna take me a bit to get used to th' idea though. It just don't HAPPEN where I come from.

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